How to beat an incredibly nasty snow monster.
Featuring the Penguin and the Panther.
To read with some sighs in the Penguin’s lines.
Pa: We should stab him with a huge sword!
Pe: You can’t even hold a huge sword.
Pa: But you would help me, right?
Pa: Why not?
Pe: It’s useless. Snow monsters don’t bleed. So you can’t kill them with just a sword.
Pa: And if we cut him in a thousand pieces?
Pe: He will melt right back together, won’t work.
Pa: What if we pop his eyes out?
Pe: Yes, that’s it! Then he will go blind!
Pa: Like me!
Pe No, not like you. Like really blind. With all your eyes.
Pa: And if he goes on wearing glasses?
Pe: That won’t help.
Pa: So he won’t see us ever?
Pe: Not ever!
Pa: Great! How do you pop eyes out?
Pe: This is what we do. You jump on his back to divert him.
Pe: Then I will jump on his belly and start digging a hole in the snow, all the way up.
Pa: Up where?
Pe: Up to his head! And then I will pop out his eyes from the inside!
Pa: Yes! That’s it!
Pe: And then we run and run and he will never find us.
They repeated their ingenious strategy twice. The Penguin wanted to write it down but since the Panther can’t read yet, well, they just repeated a third time.
Just to be sure Panther knew the drill.
Now they will nag for snow even more.